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ALLISTER
with Tim & Scottie

Stephanie: State your name and what you do in the band.
Scottie: My name is Carlos and I do the Mexican Hat Dance.
Tim: My name is Ralph and I'm in the Mariachi.

Stephanie: I know you guys have a new album eventually coming out, what direction do you think that's going to go sound-wise?
Tim: Well, judging from Carlos and Ralph... it's going to be a little bit of Mexican flavor to it. Some tacos. Some nachos. Burritos
maybe. I don't know. It'll be the same kind of stuff we've been doing for awhile. A liiitle bit edgier, a little bit more rock. Not a
whole lot different. Just enough to make it cool.

Stephanie: What did you think of the Worcester crowd?
Scottie: Wooosta.
Tim: You guys were cool.
Scottie: Wicked is bad? Isn't it? Wicked pissa?
Stephanie: Nah, I think that's good.
Jess: Yeah, kind of like wicked awesome.
Tim: Wicked awesome.

Stephanie: If you were a piñata, what shape would you be and what would you be filled with?
Tim: I'd be a giant penis, and I'd be filled with...
Stephanie: Aw, come on. That's so unoriginal.
Jess: Everyone says that.
Tim: Oookay. Well then I'd be a giant baseball.
Stephanie: Okay, filled with?
Tim: ...candy. Gummi bears.
Scottie: I'd be a donkey. I'd be filled with poisonous candy...
Tim: You know, in Chicago, somebody was lacing lollipops with PCP.

Stephanie: Okay, orange juice. Do you like pulp or no pulp?
Tim: No pulp.
Scottie: Pulp.

Stephanie: Who are your influences?
Scottie: Carlos Santana.
Tim: Gwar. Metallica. I mean, you guys can't tell??
Scottie: He likes a lot of oldschool bands, but I'm more into Sevendust and Godsmack. Definitely Godsmack. I think Godsmack is the bands favorite.
Jess: Godsmack is from around here.
Scottie: Really?? I hope they read this.
Tim: Godsmack, we love you.

Jess: Where did you learn Japanese?
Scottie: Mars. When I went to Mars. They plant chips... so you can learn real fast.
Tim: Is it expensive?
Scottie: No.

Jess: Do you like Hilary Duff?
Tim: No. I like Seinfeld. Seinfeld is good. It's a quality show.
Jess: So you guys don't like Hilary Duff's cd?
Tim: I haven't heard it.
Jess: Have you been living under a rock?!
Stephanie & Bill: Under a rock!
Scottie: ...what the fuck is going on?!
Stephanie: Oh. Oops. Inside joke. Sorry.

Stephanie: Okay, do you have any closing comments?
Tim: Uh, Hilary Duff sucks.
Scottie: What what.
Tim: What what?
Scottie: It's like.. what gangstas say

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