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Yellowcard
with Ben, Ryan, Sean, Pete & LP

Jess: State your names and what you do in the band.
LP: I am LP and I play the drums.
Ryan: I'm Ryan, I'm the singer and I play guitar.
Sean: I'm Sean, I'm the singest and I play the violinist but I sing less than I play the violin.
Pete: I'm the bass-er and I'm Pete.

Steph: Alright, um, what would you be doing if you weren't in the band?
LP: Well, if I weren't in this band… um… see, I use to play in my dad's band a long time ago, so I'd probably still be in my dad's band. But, uh, other than that, nothing.
Jess: What would you be doing if you weren't in the band?
Ryan: I would be… uh… at Florida State University studying theatre. Which I dropped out of to do this…
Sean: I'd probably be at Florida State with Ryan and then try and (we can't figure out this word..nor do we remember..sorry) but uh… I'd probably still cook at Chili's still.
Pete: I'd be living in a hole.

Steph: What bands influence you the most, musically?
LP: Slipknot
Ryan: Ben Folds Five
Sean: Um… Boston.
Pete: Dido.
Ryan: Dido?

Steph: Who's your favorite band to tour with?
LP: No Use For A Name!
Ryan: We haven't done that yet so you can't say that. Starting Line.
LP: Since you said Starting Line, I'm gonna say Finch… so we can cover two grounds.
Ryan: It's an even tie for me between Finch and the Starting Line.
LP: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go for both. Actually three, Starting Line, Home Grown, and Finch.

Steph: What are your thoughts on argyle socks?
LP: Pete sports the argyle socks.
Pete: Yeah, I'm all about argyle and plaid.

Steph: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Ryan: Me and Sean got wasted one night and ran across this huge highway in our hometown of Jacksonville…
Sean: butt-naked.
Ryan: butt-ass-naked. Right across an open parking lot, across the railroad tracks, across a 6 lane highway to the other side of the street to a gas station, ran through the car wash, looked around, came BACK across the 6 lane highway…
LP: I've got a better one… Here's what happened. We were in an RV Parking lot, it was our first tour, and there was like this RV parked across from us and they were like this really religious family… like crazy religious… like crosses everywhere. And um, I went outside in a bikini, you know, like a g-string bikini cause I figured it would be kinda funny to see a black man in a bikini you know… but…yeah yeah… anyway, that was my most embarrassing thing… I felt kinda stupid after. Especially because there were pictures taken… so if you see it on the internet, check it out.
Jess: I think the butt-naked thing was better.
Ryan: I crapped in my pants like the 3rd day of school in 1st grade.
LP: I pissed on myself in school before.
Ryan: Dude, shitting yourself the 3rd day of 1st grade… way worse.
Jess: A boy in our high school shit his pants second day of sophomore…
Steph: Who was it?
Jess: I don't know…

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and you came across an explosive camel reading a book about your mother?
LP: I already answered that one, I said I would spit on it. I'd shoot it with paintballs.
Ryan: I already said I'd run.
Sean: What was the question?
Ryan: An explosive camel is reading a book about your mother on the side of the road and you came across it, what would you do?
Sean: I'd fucking take a picture!

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and you came across a radioactive llama dancing a tango with your mother?
Ryan: Radioactive llama dancing a tango with your mother.
LP: I'd stick a dildo in his ass.
Everyone: Oooooh…… *all laugh*
Ryan: That's terrible, LP. I'm really sorry about that.
Jess: *laughs* We don't care. What would you do?
Sean: I'd run and say goodbye to my mom.
Ryan: I'd pull the dildo back out.
Steph: What about your mother?
Ryan: Maybe I'd ask my mom if she could do it. Moms okay with sticking thermometers in your butt…

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and Martha Stewart came up to you and said 'what's the dilly, yo'?
Ryan: I would say 'enjoy your jailtime' cause I found out today she's going to jail.
Pete: If Martha Stewart came up to me and asked what the dilly yo was?? I'd probably say… 'It's time to die' and I'd shoot her in the face.

Jess: Have you ever had any embarrassing moments on tour?
Ryan: Uh.. LP ran through a hotel once covered completely in shaving cream.
LP: Yeah.
Ryan: We're not really embarrassed about what we do because we have a good time.
Sean: We're proud of it.
LP: Yeah, we're proud of it.
Steph: If you were a piñata, what shape would you be, and what would you be filled with?
Sean: Go ahead… say it LP…shaped like a dildo… filled with condoms…
LP: ha ha ha… funny funny. If I was a piñata… I would be… a… I don't know… come back to me.
Ryan: I would be… a fox. And I'd be filled with… all kinds of candy.
Pete: I'd be a dollar bill ya'll and I'd be filled up with silver dollars.
Sean: I'd be a baseball bat and I'd be filled with lima beans.

Jess: Hey check it out we've got Ben with us now!
Ben: Hi, I'm Ben. How are you?
Jess: Good. What do you play Ben?
Ben: I play guitar, Lead guitar… the hottest lead guitar in the land.
Jess: So if you were a piñata what shape would you be and what would you be filled with?
Sean: I would be a basket of love… all separated into little pieces to hand out to each one of my friends.
LP: I would be the Statue of Liberty… I would be filled with… uh… drumsticks.

LP: I have a snake.
Jess: I know. I saw it.
LP: I have two snakes. I've got a red tone boa and an Alabama black snake. It's cool… they are both about the same size…

Jess: So, question, why is there a picture of a dog right there?
Ryan: That's Meatball. He's our inspiration.

Jess: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
All: Britney Spears.
Ryan: No, but we all agree, Michelle Branch.
LP: We have a half-naked poster of Britney in the back…I wanna marry her one day. Britney - You're mine!

*At this point…LP took the recorder…haha*

LP: This is…roger…codename… LLB311166501. We'd like to thank you for listening to Yellowcard. It's been nice and uh..enjoy the uh..fine tunes that come out of this…. Go to yellowcardrock.com . And… join us. For another.

Steph: I have a question. You win 5 million dollars the same day aliens land and say they're going to blow up the universe. How old are you?
Ryan: I'd buy a room in the Playboy Mansion.
Steph & Jess: No, we said 'How old are you?'!
Ryan: What?!
Steph: You make up this big long story and then you go…
Steph & Jess: How old are you?!
Steph: and then they're like… "What???"
Ryan: It worked.
Jess: So answer the question!
LP: 22
Sean: I'm 23.
Ryan: 22.
Jess: And… the other dude was 22.

Jess: What are your final words… and… any last comments… and… anything you'd like to say about spastic gnomes?
LP: Rock on

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Yellowcard
with Ben, Ryan, Sean, Pete & LP

Jess: State your names and what you do in the band.
LP: I am LP and I play the drums.
Ryan: I'm Ryan, I'm the singer and I play guitar.
Sean: I'm Sean, I'm the singest and I play the violinist but I sing less than I play the violin.
Pete: I'm the bass-er and I'm Pete.

Steph: Alright, um, what would you be doing if you weren't in the band?
LP: Well, if I weren't in this band… um… see, I use to play in my dad's band a long time ago, so I'd probably still be in my dad's band. But, uh, other than that, nothing.
Jess: What would you be doing if you weren't in the band?
Ryan: I would be… uh… at Florida State University studying theatre. Which I dropped out of to do this…
Sean: I'd probably be at Florida State with Ryan and then try and (we can't figure out this word..nor do we remember..sorry) but uh… I'd probably still cook at Chili's still.
Pete: I'd be living in a hole.

Steph: What bands influence you the most, musically?
LP: Slipknot
Ryan: Ben Folds Five
Sean: Um… Boston.
Pete: Dido.
Ryan: Dido?

Steph: Who's your favorite band to tour with?
LP: No Use For A Name!
Ryan: We haven't done that yet so you can't say that. Starting Line.
LP: Since you said Starting Line, I'm gonna say Finch… so we can cover two grounds.
Ryan: It's an even tie for me between Finch and the Starting Line.
LP: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go for both. Actually three, Starting Line, Home Grown, and Finch.

Steph: What are your thoughts on argyle socks?
LP: Pete sports the argyle socks.
Pete: Yeah, I'm all about argyle and plaid.

Steph: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Ryan: Me and Sean got wasted one night and ran across this huge highway in our hometown of Jacksonville…
Sean: butt-naked.
Ryan: butt-ass-naked. Right across an open parking lot, across the railroad tracks, across a 6 lane highway to the other side of the street to a gas station, ran through the car wash, looked around, came BACK across the 6 lane highway…
LP: I've got a better one… Here's what happened. We were in an RV Parking lot, it was our first tour, and there was like this RV parked across from us and they were like this really religious family… like crazy religious… like crosses everywhere. And um, I went outside in a bikini, you know, like a g-string bikini cause I figured it would be kinda funny to see a black man in a bikini you know… but…yeah yeah… anyway, that was my most embarrassing thing… I felt kinda stupid after. Especially because there were pictures taken… so if you see it on the internet, check it out.
Jess: I think the butt-naked thing was better.
Ryan: I crapped in my pants like the 3rd day of school in 1st grade.
LP: I pissed on myself in school before.
Ryan: Dude, shitting yourself the 3rd day of 1st grade… way worse.
Jess: A boy in our high school shit his pants second day of sophomore…
Steph: Who was it?
Jess: I don't know…

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and you came across an explosive camel reading a book about your mother?
LP: I already answered that one, I said I would spit on it. I'd shoot it with paintballs.
Ryan: I already said I'd run.
Sean: What was the question?
Ryan: An explosive camel is reading a book about your mother on the side of the road and you came across it, what would you do?
Sean: I'd fucking take a picture!

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and you came across a radioactive llama dancing a tango with your mother?
Ryan: Radioactive llama dancing a tango with your mother.
LP: I'd stick a dildo in his ass.
Everyone: Oooooh…… *all laugh*
Ryan: That's terrible, LP. I'm really sorry about that.
Jess: *laughs* We don't care. What would you do?
Sean: I'd run and say goodbye to my mom.
Ryan: I'd pull the dildo back out.
Steph: What about your mother?
Ryan: Maybe I'd ask my mom if she could do it. Moms okay with sticking thermometers in your butt…

Steph: What would you do if you were walking down the street and Martha Stewart came up to you and said 'what's the dilly, yo'?
Ryan: I would say 'enjoy your jailtime' cause I found out today she's going to jail.
Pete: If Martha Stewart came up to me and asked what the dilly yo was?? I'd probably say… 'It's time to die' and I'd shoot her in the face.

Jess: Have you ever had any embarrassing moments on tour?
Ryan: Uh.. LP ran through a hotel once covered completely in shaving cream.
LP: Yeah.
Ryan: We're not really embarrassed about what we do because we have a good time.
Sean: We're proud of it.
LP: Yeah, we're proud of it.
Steph: If you were a piñata, what shape would you be, and what would you be filled with?
Sean: Go ahead… say it LP…shaped like a dildo… filled with condoms…
LP: ha ha ha… funny funny. If I was a piñata… I would be… a… I don't know… come back to me.
Ryan: I would be… a fox. And I'd be filled with… all kinds of candy.
Pete: I'd be a dollar bill ya'll and I'd be filled up with silver dollars.
Sean: I'd be a baseball bat and I'd be filled with lima beans.

Jess: Hey check it out we've got Ben with us now!
Ben: Hi, I'm Ben. How are you?
Jess: Good. What do you play Ben?
Ben: I play guitar, Lead guitar… the hottest lead guitar in the land.
Jess: So if you were a piñata what shape would you be and what would you be filled with?
Sean: I would be a basket of love… all separated into little pieces to hand out to each one of my friends.
LP: I would be the Statue of Liberty… I would be filled with… uh… drumsticks.

LP: I have a snake.
Jess: I know. I saw it.
LP: I have two snakes. I've got a red tone boa and an Alabama black snake. It's cool… they are both about the same size…

Jess: So, question, why is there a picture of a dog right there?
Ryan: That's Meatball. He's our inspiration.

Jess: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
All: Britney Spears.
Ryan: No, but we all agree, Michelle Branch.
LP: We have a half-naked poster of Britney in the back…I wanna marry her one day. Britney - You're mine!

*At this point…LP took the recorder…haha*

LP: This is…roger…codename… LLB311166501. We'd like to thank you for listening to Yellowcard. It's been nice and uh..enjoy the uh..fine tunes that come out of this…. Go to yellowcardrock.com . And… join us. For another.

Steph: I have a question. You win 5 million dollars the same day aliens land and say they're going to blow up the universe. How old are you?
Ryan: I'd buy a room in the Playboy Mansion.
Steph & Jess: No, we said 'How old are you?'!
Ryan: What?!
Steph: You make up this big long story and then you go…
Steph & Jess: How old are you?!
Steph: and then they're like… "What???"
Ryan: It worked.
Jess: So answer the question!
LP: 22
Sean: I'm 23.
Ryan: 22.
Jess: And… the other dude was 22.

Jess: What are your final words… and… any last comments… and… anything you'd like to say about spastic gnomes?
LP: Rock on

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